Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where would you find an elephant?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?