What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Rap.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?