Which state has the best streets?
Rhode Island.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?