Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Because that's when the Taco Bell® would ring.
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
How does a cow do math?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
When do cows get tired?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?