What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Kitty litter.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why are books always so angry?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?