What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?