What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Who is a house's favorite band?