What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
What's a cat's favorite song?
When do astronauts eat?
Where do horses reside?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What fairy loves to count?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What kind of bird can write?
How do you spot a modern spider?