Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?