What food would you expect to come from pigs?
A hamburger.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's the friendliest pen?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?