What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
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Why did the student always get straight A's?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's the scariest letter?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?