Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
A chipmunk.
Can February March?
Where do actors go to pray?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What sports are both plant-based?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?