Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Golden Retrieve-hers.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?