What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?