What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's a frog's favorite sport?