Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
When should you start writing a book?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do two skunks argue?