What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Cattails!
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why are turtles so shy?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?