Which animal loves to have a good time?
The wee-sel!
What vegetables do librarians like?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which subject has two parts?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How does dinner smell?