Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the dog do so well in school?