What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?