What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Boo-ze!
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was the mime upset?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why are grandkids so great?