What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?