What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a short cow?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?