What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?