What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did summer say to spring?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Where do pigs love to take naps?