Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To a granola bar!
What's the scariest letter?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?