Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
There were too many variables.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's the most masculine animal?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?