What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why are frogs always happy?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What time of day was Adam created?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where do surfers go to school?