If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Which animal will never go bald?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?