What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why do bees gossip?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What animal knows kung fu?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?