What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which family member has tusks?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?