Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?