Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a greedy elf?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.