Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?