How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do vampires keep their money?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do jokesters study in college?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What nationality are most fish?
How do bears keep cool?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How do scientists grow fruit?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you do for an injured lemon?