What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Purritos.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Can February March?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?