Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What siblings are always sad?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How does dinner smell?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What bird is losing its hair?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?