Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What's the friendliest national park?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do all the planets get along?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do cats love to work?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Which family member has tusks?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's the politest month?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?