What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How was the wedding?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's the friendliest national park?