Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?