What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?