What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How long will dinner be?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which dance will a chicken not do?