Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do math teachers love March?
What animal floats best?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How do billboards talk?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?