What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What animal floats best?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?