Where do baby apes sleep?
In apricots.
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is the color of the wind?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What is the definition of Robin?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What animal is always ready to protect people?