Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
They have good jeans.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are frogs always happy?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did electricity win the race?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?