What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What shape is bad at driving?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?