Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
They'll only drive a sports car.
Families are like fudge.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What birds make average students?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the mare gain weight?