Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call a hairless poodle?