Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why was the broom late for school?
What kind of bird can write?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?